Dustland Fairytale
April 30th, 2010 | 
Author: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful Princess, who we will call Emma. Princess Emma lived in a small castle, but she still liked to dress in her fancy jewels and clothes. But there was something missing. Something leather, and high heeled, and stamped with Jimmy Choo on the sole.
She pined for Jimmy Choo for so long, until one day, Prince Charming rode into court with a box. She could smell the leather for miles.
Inside the box was these.
Princess Emma was over the moon! She had finally got the one thing she had craved for so many years. But alas, it was not to be. Although Jimmy Choo was beautiful, and buttery and soft, he was just too tall for our pretty Princess, and he rubbed the back of her knee. She tried to get used to him, but she could not. And as Jimmy is such a handsome chap, it was a sin to keep him cooped up in the castle, never to be seen.
So he got sold on Ebay, thankfully for a profit.
Princess Emma still dreams of that week her and Jimmy spent together, and she peers out from her tower, hoping to catch a glimpse of him, or his shorter younger brother some day.
Le sigh.
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Oh dear. Couldn’t Princess Emma have undergone hormone therapy or special medical stretching to attain the required ankle to knee length? Is an outrage that such a beautiful pair of boots had to be sold. Even at a profit…
I know, it honestly broke my heart. But it had to be done, I could never have worn them comfortably, and they wouldnt have got the life they deserved. Some day, sometime, the fairytale will come true again and Princess Emma will get Choo boots that fit…..
I love the fairytale way you told this, though I was hoping for a happy ending! Still, I guess making a profit is a plus! Gorgeous boots.
Thanks, I woke in a funny mood! I do have Choo’s that fit now, not boots though. They are my Holy Grail. But at least I get to say I had a pair!
You must buy more Choos with the profit!